Endorsing Sassy Cassie

With the American Presidential election primaries in full swing and endorsements being all the rage the Plough would like to make an endorsement of its own:

Cassie Campbell as coach of the Belfast Giants.

For those not quite aware, Miss or is it Mrs. Campbell is a beautiful beautiful woman currently working as an analyst for Hockey Night in Canada on CBC. We here feel her talents are wasted there and should be much better dipping her fine big toe on the end of her fine long legs into the water of coaching starting with the Giants. Sassy Cassie we believe would lead the Giants to levels unattainable by any male coach and Steve Thornton in realising this would gladly step aside for a year as a player assistant coach.

Cassie Campbell is the only person, male of female to win Olympic Gold twice for Canada and is regarded by many as one of the great Canadian woman hockey players.

In asking Giants fans for an opinion before writing this revelation, I was met with a unanimous answer. "It is about time the male fans of this hockey club had someone to drool over and stalk since the woman fans of this club have been enjoying that pleasure for eight years now".

Cassie would join her 'brother' Pete Campbell at the Giants should he choose to re-sign. Rumour had Pete Campbell going to Nottingham but with his 'sister' in toe, he refused to have such a good-looking girl live amongst the Nottingham woman.

P.S. Talking about Nottingham/Belfast player interaction. Ryan Shmyr.