A Message To You Blackie

It takes a lot to wake the Snow Plough from hibernation. I mean even the hilarity of Andre Payette being made a coach in Sheffield wasn't enough to bring us out of our nice warm bed.

But then something was brought to my attention, A hilarious letter to Neil Black dictating how the Panthers fans are unhappy to still be in the top half, nay, top four of the league table, in the Challenge Cup final and more financially sound than the countries own economy.

So in the spirit of letter writing;

Dear Mr Black,

It is with regret that I feel it necessary to contact you directly to outline my outright adulation at the situation at Nottingham Panthers Ice Hockey Club. If you wish to discuss any aspect of this letter with me personally you may not do so as I feel this to be only a sporting opinion held by myself, I have no means to claim it to be the opinion of any other fan across the wider UK hockey world and by no means consider myself to be any sort of a spokesman.

Whilst I have written this letter personally I have also asked if any other fans agree with the points I have made to indicate that agreement via the petitionsonline.co.uk website. This bares no onus on the content of the letter, nor provide any weight to the theories placed in the letter, however, for your own amusement you can see the results via the following link: http://tinyurl.com/sexyneilson

I am unsure you are aware of the current strength of feeling of a large majority of the fans across UK Hockey, I certainly don’t, as I have said already I do not consider myself any form of a self appointed spokesman. I do personally feel, however, that the club cannot move forward unless both Corey Neilson and Gary Moran are relieved of their duties at the club.

For this reason I implore you to retain their services indefinitely.

With reference to Corey’s position I do not think it can be denied that he is a dedicated man who has given the Panthers many years of loyal service, my thoughts, though long established, do not tarnish my belief that Corey has tried his best at every juncture both as a player and as a coach. That said it is clear something, as we stand now, is very wrong. The results, and moreover the performances on the ice show that to be the case.

However as fans of sporting clubs you are expected to ‘take the rough with the smooth’, a theory lost on many who seemingly believe in a divine right to glory. The purchase of a game ticket provides you entry to a period of sporting entertainment. I am not so naïve as to deny there to be an element of emotional attachment; however in the last few weeks you will have encountered many fans who have mistaken this attachment for a means of over-inflated involvement, expectation and outright demand for improvement at not only an on-ice personnel level, but more outrageously a business level also.

I was present in Belfast when Nottingham players, broke the curfew set for the entire roster. I believe this showed a complete lack of respect for us the fans, their teammates but also, more worryingly, a similar lack of respect for Corey. This took place in a public bar among a large selection of Panthers fans, who I myself witnessed purchase drinks for the players and encourage them to continue their fraternisation beyond said curfew time. Other fans present, who subsequently complained about the situation at hand, made no attempt to question the players judgement, or challenge them on their activities prior to a big game.

While I will not attempt to patronise you on the internal discipline methods of the Nottingham Panthers, and not expect, as some have, a public flogging that would satisfy a small selection of the teams own fans, while highly entertain myself and possibly the wider community, I would ask that you continue to run the club in the manner you see fit.

It is clear there have been requests from within your own fan-base to relieve Mr Neilson from his position forthwith, subsequently “sending a message” of a changed culture. I would, again, implore you to allow these pleas to fall on deaf ears. You are an experienced business man and one who is aware that rule by committee, especially in this case, can be disastrous. You need only look toward St James Park, and the initial changes made at the behest of the fanbase that were a contributing factor to the demise of a once great football club.

As much as a similar demise would entertain, the joy provided by, what has been seemingly dubbed, in social network circles, as #SexyNeilsonHockey is one I believe, would provide a greater good to all.

A more controversial belief but one some genuinely hold is that Gary Moran is a huge part of the reason the club is not achieving the success its resources should elicit. I personally find this quite a poor attempt to undermine not only the current internal business model of the Nottingham Panthers, one that has reportedly seen your team become one of the more ‘profitable’ teams in the country, but also a direct slight on your own recruitment machinations. They seem to feel your own business approach to recruitment unfit for their needs. What right they have to hold this I am wholly unsure, but to pay any attention to the overly emotional ramblings would be an utter mistake.

The media output from the club is, in my opinion, awful for a club with the self-moniker as ‘the biggest in the league’. This is not surprising however to continue in this vain and retain the high attendance numbers the NIC regularly sees shows that something is going very right in the organisation. Either that, or there are a lot of very gullible people in Nottingham, prime for the milking.

There is also a huge level of annoyance amongst the fans at the perceived ‘spin’ that is applied to anything which comes out from the club. Wholly understandable given recent events and results. To purvey a negative club status would be ridiculous if the aim is to bring in new fans and new revenue streams. Another fact missed by the spokesmen who believe themselves to be acting on behalf of the entire NIC faithful. Which of course they do not.

Ultimately the success of the Nottingham Panthers off ice, and the relative success on the ice, with the recent demolition of the Newcastle Vipers, a means to waltzing into the Challenge Cup Final, has not seemed to be enough to those "loyal fans" who believe they are entitled to more of a say in the running of a club they merely pay a ticket to watch.

Though the ultimate prize of a league championship evades the Panthers organisation, the hard work done to keep it as one of the countries few ice hockey franchises in the black (if you pardon the pun), in a sport that loses teams to financial obscurity on a regular basis displays utter pomposity, a delusion of grandeur and most of all a misunderstanding of what sport is.

Were I in your shoes Mr Black, should a campaign be successful in retrieving high numbers of Panthers fans looking for a change at board level in order to gain what they believe to be success, I would leave them to it and focus my finances above the border, in a team who are already grateful to exist, a fan base who understand what sport is and how lucky they are to have the opportunity to watch it, and most of all, will not turn on the organisation, its board and its coach even when the team is enjoying success that other franchises can currently only dream of.

Please do not contact me if you wish to discuss anything, whether contained in this letter or not, in more detail.

I wish you luck.

Yours Faithfully,


Derek White

Four Refs Good, Two Skates Bad!

Well, who would have thought it. The Tessier Saga has its latest chapter opened for us all to see.

Tessier (he of terrible website fame) has today returned for a second stint with the Nothingham Panthers. A team he, of course, vowed never to return to because he “hated the city”. Now if you think for one second that was mere Steelers PR, well I don’t know where you get your crazy ideas.

Tessier seems to have taken on the role of Snowball from Orwell’s Animal Farm. Having arrived in Sheffield mid-season last year following the departure of Jeremy Cornish, Tessier proceeded to revive a Steelers team, though still in the hunt, from what was a down turn and centre them to the Playoff title, culminating in the Steelers fans screaming in almighty joy as Tessier taunted the Panthers fans in, what of course wasn’t a PR stunt!, lifting a set of Golf Clubs over his head on the ice of the NIC.

But all of a sudden “the truth” emerged!

Tessier was cast asunder! He wasn’t the player they had seen on the ice who scored umpteen points, won 90% of his face offs and basically ran the show!

No!

He was the problem!

He had to go!

Booo Dan Tessier! Boo and Hiss!

Dave “Napoleon” Simms played it coy!

Bob “Squealer” Westerdale told us the “truth”!

And the poor animals of Sheffield and SteelTalk, lapped it all up.

It wasn’t Snowball! It was “Steeeeeeeeve”!

So what now?

Dan’s crossed back over the fence to Foxwood Farm and the “Biggest Rivalry since God v Devil” continues with a bit of spice.

Here at The Plough we’ll be entrigued to see how Simms and Moran spin the various issues.

We await Tessier’s claims that “The reason I didn’t return previously was that I didn’t see eye to eye with Mike Ellis, but that’s all good now he’s gone”.

We await the fickle fans in Nothingham hailing their saviours return “We never really hated you.. we were only kidding, you’re great!”

And we await the Steelers fans continuing to fall for the Simms-Star PR machine telling them what they should think of it all!. BOOO Dan Tessier! Hisssssss!

It’s all rather exciting really, isn’t it?

Endorsing Sassy Cassie

With the American Presidential election primaries in full swing and endorsements being all the rage the Plough would like to make an endorsement of its own:

Cassie Campbell as coach of the Belfast Giants.

For those not quite aware, Miss or is it Mrs. Campbell is a beautiful beautiful woman currently working as an analyst for Hockey Night in Canada on CBC. We here feel her talents are wasted there and should be much better dipping her fine big toe on the end of her fine long legs into the water of coaching starting with the Giants. Sassy Cassie we believe would lead the Giants to levels unattainable by any male coach and Steve Thornton in realising this would gladly step aside for a year as a player assistant coach.

Cassie Campbell is the only person, male of female to win Olympic Gold twice for Canada and is regarded by many as one of the great Canadian woman hockey players.

In asking Giants fans for an opinion before writing this revelation, I was met with a unanimous answer. "It is about time the male fans of this hockey club had someone to drool over and stalk since the woman fans of this club have been enjoying that pleasure for eight years now".

Cassie would join her 'brother' Pete Campbell at the Giants should he choose to re-sign. Rumour had Pete Campbell going to Nottingham but with his 'sister' in toe, he refused to have such a good-looking girl live amongst the Nottingham woman.

P.S. Talking about Nottingham/Belfast player interaction. Ryan Shmyr.

Panthers looking for 'lottery funding'

Following the information from my colleague Derek White, I got a call from one of our sources in Nottingham. It appears Neil Black, the Panthers chairman has been spotted coming out of a local newsagents with 5 national lottery tickets in one hand and prayer beads in the other.

It's oh... so quiet...shhhhh....shhhhhh

ZZZZZzzzzzzz, ZZZZZZZZzzzzzz,

*prod prod*

ZZZZZZZzzzzzz, ZZZZZZZzzzzzz

*kick*

*cough* *splutter* Huh? What? Huh? Oh.. sorry, I dosed off there.

Yes things have gone awfully quiet on the old EIHL front.. I know that the Panthers have decided they are above the law, while, Reservoir Dogs reject, Mr Black is watching too much of the Apprentice, or reading Roman Abramovich’s auto biography, with his hiring and firing.

Mike Ellis has been the most successful Panthers coach since the turn of the century, winning two trophies in two seasons, so OF COURSE he should be fired you petty fools! He’s both too big for his boots AND bringing too much happiness to the folk of Nottingham.

In a city where gun crime is at an all time high, firing someone can mean an all matter of different things, but where will Mr Ellis (whose career path is naïvely misjudged, having now been successful with the Bees AND the Panthers… idiot) disappear too… The Plough has it on decent authority (not great.. just decent), that Mike will follow the bread crumb trail left from the NIC by his predecessor Mr Adey and travel to the Italian League. A league where being successful, and winning trophies is seen as a GOOD thing…?!

Those Italians and their crazy views on life eh!

Right, I’m off back to sleep.

A Irony Bombshell from the Panthers dropped on us all

If you spend any time nerding it up on the hockey message boards all day long looking for some juicy off season gossip then you will probably have came across this little catch.

It leaked on the Devils forum at first then spread across the interweb quicker than some chain mail that promises true love within six weeks if you forward it to more than ten people.

At first the rumors were tame - player signings, who would be playing in the league next year (same as last year), and what the future was for a team potentially playing out of Dundalk one day. Then came this bombshell:

"Neil Black has told the other clubs that he will break the cap regardless so he can give his punters a better class of hockey."

Now take a moment to digest this and if your not quite sure who this is we're talking about - it's the Nottingham Panthers. If you’re not quite sure about the irony in this then let me inform you that the Panthers are the first to cry foul upon every signing any other team makes.

"Wage cap, wage cap" can be heard echoing across the East Midlands throughout the off-season and only a few days ago a new British record was smashed when after just a matter of days into the new off-season. The Belfast Giants signed Colin Shields to - in what Nottingham terms must have been - a £500K per year contract. The Giants in that one signing flew across the leagues wage cap quicker than Rod Stevens will fly across the Odyssey ice next season.

So back to this quote from Mr. Black. Did he actually say this? Surely not? Well if he did then he has either (a) exposed the wage cap for exactly what it is - a waste of time, or (b) shown a complete disregard for the rules. Where will it end? Will the Giants and Steelers match his spending spree? Ladies and Gentlemen - Welcome to the British Super League part deux.

Still, it's neither 'a' nor 'b' that I give a toss about - It's the shear irony of it all.

~Raoul